The best tweets of October 2015

Let’s start with some LOVE.

https://twitter.com/paulbensamp/status/651532372958048256
https://twitter.com/thepunningman/status/652443524957401088
https://twitter.com/imdaintyaf/status/660292243417231360
https://twitter.com/Advil/status/657987286068387840
 

A pinch of movies

https://twitter.com/thatsnotkosher/status/656193907722686464

I just improved #StarWars #TheForceAwakens by 10000% #JarJarBinks pic.twitter.com/tQJSJfUsYs

— Olly Gibbs (@OllyGibbs) October 18, 2015

BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called
DARTH VADER: the death—
[inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard]
DARTH VADER: uh the health star

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) October 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/cox_tom/status/651067618900738052
 

What if Princesses from Disney were DIFFERENT ?

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/659368893027323904

Here's What It Would Look Like If Disney Princesses Were Tried For War Crimes In The Nuremberg Trials pic.twitter.com/uUs82SXKfQ

— leon (@leyawn) October 29, 2015

Donald Trump was very popular in October, we wonder why…

https://twitter.com/fightgoals/status/654260520770478080
https://twitter.com/emilyjfajardo/status/657702905517076481
https://twitter.com/_CTierney/status/659822807937908736
 

But then again, other costumes were available.

I'd be more excited for Halloween if I hadn't already spent all the other days of the year dressing like a slut and scaring children

— Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) October 26, 2015

My moms Halloween costume💀 gtgggg pic.twitter.com/9HgF5iIOZz

— steph (@Stephanie_mileo) October 30, 2015

pic.twitter.com/g3SWjcS9X2

— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) October 31, 2015

https://twitter.com/inuost/status/655501981465890817
https://twitter.com/RelatableQuote/status/656931719245901824
 

Twitter has a love/hate relationship with animals.

https://twitter.com/SassyAnimalPics/status/659494181052772352

*loads catapult*
e e
E o
E w
E
M

— Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) October 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/GinBroguesHats/status/655312510954905600

Reporter: How do you feel about all this?
Man in windshield: I just wanted to say I'm vegan. pic.twitter.com/kclqJ3AsjG

— orange shirt guy (@awkwardphilippe) October 15, 2015

Fashion is getting weirder and weirder

What's going on in #ParisFashionWeek? pic.twitter.com/ZUMqBiXJ1f

— WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) October 1, 2015

Barber: What you want bro?
Guy: You ever eat a panini?
Barber: Say no more fam pic.twitter.com/RoBJYRjlTj

— Theau (@Arnaud_Palmer) October 9, 2015

Oh, what you can do when you play with words !

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/656273607384002560

Words that could be so much more exciting than they are:
1) Space bar
2) Interobang
3) Wolfgang
4) Drugstore
5) Shoplifting
6) Meantime

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 27, 2015

Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of “Smith” and “Baker,” we had “Frontenddeveloper” and “Socialmediaconsultant.”

— Tim Morgan 🙃🌯 (@riscfuture) October 30, 2015

Story structure. pic.twitter.com/9ILH91slRl

— Graeme Ing (@GraemeIng) October 22, 2015

https://twitter.com/derdrache/status/650101526866866178
 

But don’t play with food.

https://twitter.com/therealelp/status/658679546078736384

"Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?"
"you mean cheese?"
[waiter struggling to keep bowl covered]
"that does make more sense actually"

— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) October 18, 2015

https://twitter.com/_thewatchtrick/status/658995621811068928
https://twitter.com/vasudevan_k/status/653246655668424704
 

A little bouquet final just for you.

this is the same species that split the atom and sent a probe to pluto pic.twitter.com/IgOQ3tvca9

— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) October 11, 2015

https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/649664382771662848
https://twitter.com/lizduckchong/status/653084265551261696

I'm getting worried, my boomerang should have been back hours ago

— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) October 6, 2015

https://twitter.com/DomPeppiatt/status/656073723343163393
https://twitter.com/imdaintyaf/status/659816479748042752

Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"

Mom: *staring at dad

Dad: …*clenches fists

Mom: …don't!

Dad: *sweats profusely

Mom:

Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD

— Guy Dangerous (@Lerky) October 24, 2015

https://twitter.com/HogwartsLogic/status/660429015879057408

Guy on right is the husband of my friend @elrottencrotch. Guy on left is a STRANGER he met on a flight last night! pic.twitter.com/kwBFOOEoMc

— Lee Beattie (@leebeattie) October 30, 2015

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