The Countwer | Vol.11
The best tweets of August 2015
Sometimes, a monkey can express our feelings better than ourselves.
When you're at brunch and everyone agrees to split equally but you only got a salad #Brunchnoir #HSDBrunch http://t.co/Oaps4tFDAU
— Waiting To Oxtail (@CoreyPTownsend) August 28, 2015
When you lied on your application about being an expert in Excel, and they put you on spreadsheets the first day. http://t.co/srm6yUDoSs
— Tro’ (@Trojuan_) August 28, 2015
When your paper is due at Midnight and its 11:47 pm: http://t.co/042fOOtinl
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) August 28, 2015
Speaking of animals…
https://twitter.com/animaldrumss/status/637140989904162817
https://twitter.com/BiIIMurray/status/634139886371663873
*someone starts having a heart attack*
person: is anyone here a doctor
vegan: im a vegan
— updog (@uptowndogfunk) August 8, 2015
Relationships aren’t easy.
i love the term “partners.” are we dating? do we run a legal firm? are we robbing a bank? Who knows.
— yu narukami (@yunacaromi) August 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/carterjagz/status/631005259289219072
https://twitter.com/MaxCRoser/status/629028922596921344
https://twitter.com/ihmurria/status/630859538015518720
https://twitter.com/MenstruaI/status/634157091394056194
Wife: How was your day?
Me: Terrible. No one liked my tweets.
Wife: No, what did you do at work?
Me: I just told you.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 27, 2015
But where can we see the dead ones? pic.twitter.com/8u0RCm1D2U
— Marina Rollman (@marinarollman) August 17, 2015
A little bit of American Politics
https://twitter.com/aurosan/status/631200732788690944
Birth control?
BAN IT!
Abortion?
BAN IT!
Gay marriage?
BAN IT!
Guns?
Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them.— Nick Martucci (@BlunderingIdiom) August 4, 2015
How about some geeky jokes ? It’s alright if you don’t get them all.2>
Every website, 2015. http://t.co/WTP3uSBBMi /via @sixtus pic.twitter.com/RVeaYyoKXV
— Michael Burgstahler (@twotribes) August 24, 2015
Every website, 2015. http://t.co/WTP3uSBBMi /via @sixtus pic.twitter.com/RVeaYyoKXV
— Michael Burgstahler (@twotribes) August 24, 2015
I'll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it. #sysadmin #dnsadmin #funny #IT
— nixCraft 🐧 (@nixcraft) August 18, 2015
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
— Joey Ellis (@joeyellis) August 17, 2015
#90sKidsRemember pic.twitter.com/x2LF5RWIMh
— [email protected] (@aloria) August 20, 2015
And some pictures to end this selection.
How you think you look crossing the Alps vs. how you really look crossing the Alps: pic.twitter.com/4UF7StcQS3
— Nick Greene (@NickGreene) August 26, 2015
Fascinating chart showing the strong correlation between the Shanghai Composite Index and a map of Virginia pic.twitter.com/OB48meLC67
— Daniel Lin (@danwlin) August 26, 2015
If Titanic sank in 2015. pic.twitter.com/emOhwOh1Ou
— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) August 10, 2015
https://twitter.com/grainedecoco/status/630425671311990784
Apparently someone at the guardian has had enough pic.twitter.com/RhTxlUjZDQ
— sarah 🇵🇸 (@sazza_jay) August 6, 2015
"Jafar's dead! He died in the second movie! How can he be in a parade?" // #1033; In which a Parade is questioned pic.twitter.com/Gdw07zVjj4
— Wondermark Comics (@wondermarkfeed) August 11, 2015
.gif pic.twitter.com/0LTY5Re3fp
— Olly Moss (@ollymoss) August 20, 2015

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